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Headline: Miley Cyrus set to return to Calabasas Rehab

I wanted to see if it was cruel to mock Miley Cyrus's seeming Tongue control issues.  What if it was a Tourette's type symptom? These are my findings: Sometime in the beginning of the century, Ms....

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The March on Washington: Three missing men

Oprah was there. Jamie Fox was there. Lots of big shot celebrities there to  make speeches on civil rights. Such speeches were penned in mega mansions. Such speeches were met with applause, as American...

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How I look reading OS- Open Call

For a long time, I had to wear a ponytail. I cut my own hair, and somehow it formed into something mullet-like. Year after year, I cut it wrong, and the mullettish look had to be contained.  I...

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Waiting to be saved by Ed Snowden

  I finally found it. The only picture my mother has of my long dead uncle, as a man. A picture in a fallen soldier booklet. In Hebrew.  Tributes, fit for a king, made by his adoring friends. Poems he...

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Obama,Trust,Syria,Whisteblowers -- Lotsa thoughts

I was never an Obamabot. Didn't like him for a long time. He was cool, and charismatic, but I saw in him overarching ego -- more than anything.  I didn't percieve evil. Could never picture him cackling...

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World Exclusive again: Miley Cyrus joins the cause

Modern martyrdom is not awesome fun. Well, perhaps sacrificing oneself for the greater good, has always been a recipe for dissapointment.  Crucifixitions, and assassinations, might make your post...

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Rudolf Elmer, Jeffrey White, Arnold, and Lavely and Singer

There is something idiotic to me about Facebook, and even more idiotic-- Faceook likes. Firstly, being liked seems something that only a business based on profit should aspire to. Not something a...

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OS inspired Kickstarter project. Better than sex.

As the title indicates, the project is far superior to sex. No depraved orgy can compete. No nationally televised Trojan vibrator can compete. (FYI this refers to the shocking commercial that keeps...

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Daisy Jane inspired OS poems- Open Call!!!

So despite an aversion I’d log in for second.Nothing like the immersionYears back, now, when OS beckoned. Do second and beckoned work as a rhyme?I really don’t think so?What do you think? Anyway, my...

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On a Podcast, http://www.earwolf.com/episode/63-relationships/ released on July 31st 2012,  a comedian named “Tig” Notaro had discussed a series of bad breaks. What she would describe as a “four month...

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Had to share. No title yet.

Kroll seems to have no problem advertising themselves as the leading company for a myriad of mega responsibilities - global risk management, litigation support, corporate investigations,due diligence ,...

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The Tour DeFarce- Lance Armstrong, and Tig Notaro?

http://henypire.blogspot.com/2014/01/the-tour-de-farce-continues-lance.html And, a different version of a piece I posted a few weeks ago.  More exhaustive or exhausting,  or whatevuh!...

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