As the title indicates, the project is far superior to sex. No depraved orgy can compete. No nationally televised Trojan vibrator can compete. (FYI this refers to the shocking commercial that keeps showing up at all hours of the day. Network censors!!! Woohooo!!)
That said,
I wanted to do a political journal, as per Venezuelan fave Inverted Interrobang's, suggestion , awhile back. But, sister wisely thinks very few care about whistelblowers et al. But, if this http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1424133910/nostalgia-satirical-illustrations-of-the-then-and
takes off in any non disastrous way, then this, with illustrations http://open.salon.com/blog/fernsy/2010/05/22/pig_poetry_for_my_peeps
will be the next project(as per a suggestion from the dearly departed (but not dead, thank god!)dirndl skirt.
Sister already has it almost done. Pigs with torn pantyhose, and business owners frogs, and a rat in a business suit, and even a mutton! A mutton as stew or pre slaughter-- it's up to you. A new verse about a ham hock will also be included. What a joyous moment in casa Spitzberg when my ham hock verse was created in order to include a naked pig!
Then, the sky is the limit, and anyone who contributes will be rewarded with more than is listed in the rewards section.
We already have a third project that is called the negative neighborhood and it is filled with text and illustration of all sorts of toxic inhabitants. But, if no one shows sufficient interest .... well.... you know... hmmm. One character "the tweeker twerker" is not someone you'd invite to your barbecues. In short, he wears a thong and he shouldn't.
If funds are too limite , or you just are not inclined to want to back this project(that promises a Gwyneth Paltrow and a Honey Boo-- that will prove therapeutic,) then any feedback much appreciated. As you will see, OS plays a big role in this ... so it makes sense to post this here.
P.S. apologies for the ham handed sex stuff. They say it sells, and we need all the help we can get. Ham handed???? YES. Expect a pig paw picture too.