For a long time, I had to wear a ponytail. I cut my own hair, and somehow it formed into something mullet-like. Year after year, I cut it wrong, and the mullettish look had to be contained. I literally could not let my hair down.
I know about Syria, and massive confusions of all kinds, But, please allow me to use Labor day as a way to share some small good news with my OS pals(and foes, I suppose.)
After years, I finally got my hair to grow out, and my webcam to work! My sister did the funniest Lara Logan imitation known to man, and we plan on her(As Lara) interviewing lots of people(us in wigs etc.) Then, I need to get Joni Mitchell down, and maybe save up for a light blonde wig too.
Here's me reading OS this morning. 
I hope others participate in this open call- Called- How I look reading OS.
Here's me bemused, by some bemusing thing.
Then, mildly appalled.
Then, a nice PM from an old favorite-- commenting on my labor of love-- caused a most pleased expression.
The labor of Love: http://www.illustrationsofthezietgiest.portfoliobox.me/
Happy Labor day, all. I will paste any open call participants, ASAP.