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The Tour DeFarce- Lance Armstrong, and Tig Notaro?

http://henypire.blogspot.com/2014/01/the-tour-de-farce-continues-lance.html And, a different version of a piece I posted a few weeks ago.  More exhaustive or exhausting,  or whatevuh!...

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Had to share. No title yet.

Kroll seems to have no problem advertising themselves as the leading company for a myriad of mega responsibilities - global risk management, litigation support, corporate investigations,due diligence ,...

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On a Podcast, http://www.earwolf.com/episode/63-relationships/ released on July 31st 2012,  a comedian named “Tig” Notaro had discussed a series of bad breaks. What she would describe as a “four month...

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Daisy Jane inspired OS poems- Open Call!!!

So despite an aversion I’d log in for second.Nothing like the immersionYears back, now, when OS beckoned. Do second and beckoned work as a rhyme?I really don’t think so?What do you think? Anyway, my...

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OS inspired Kickstarter project. Better than sex.

As the title indicates, the project is far superior to sex. No depraved orgy can compete. No nationally televised Trojan vibrator can compete. (FYI this refers to the shocking commercial that keeps...

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Rudolf Elmer, Jeffrey White, Arnold, and Lavely and Singer

There is something idiotic to me about Facebook, and even more idiotic-- Faceook likes. Firstly, being liked seems something that only a business based on profit should aspire to. Not something a...

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World Exclusive again: Miley Cyrus joins the cause

Modern martyrdom is not awesome fun. Well, perhaps sacrificing oneself for the greater good, has always been a recipe for dissapointment.  Crucifixitions, and assassinations, might make your post...

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Obama,Trust,Syria,Whisteblowers -- Lotsa thoughts

I was never an Obamabot. Didn't like him for a long time. He was cool, and charismatic, but I saw in him overarching ego -- more than anything.  I didn't percieve evil. Could never picture him cackling...

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Waiting to be saved by Ed Snowden

  I finally found it. The only picture my mother has of my long dead uncle, as a man. A picture in a fallen soldier booklet. In Hebrew.  Tributes, fit for a king, made by his adoring friends. Poems he...

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How I look reading OS- Open Call

For a long time, I had to wear a ponytail. I cut my own hair, and somehow it formed into something mullet-like. Year after year, I cut it wrong, and the mullettish look had to be contained.  I...

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The March on Washington: Three missing men

Oprah was there. Jamie Fox was there. Lots of big shot celebrities there to  make speeches on civil rights. Such speeches were penned in mega mansions. Such speeches were met with applause, as American...

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Headline: Miley Cyrus set to return to Calabasas Rehab

I wanted to see if it was cruel to mock Miley Cyrus's seeming Tongue control issues.  What if it was a Tourette's type symptom? These are my findings: Sometime in the beginning of the century, Ms....

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Miley Cyrus, liberated lady, or slutty twerker?

As Edward Snowden cools his heels in his temporary asylum, Syria explodes, and teens kill from boredom, Miley Cyrus takes up airtime for her simulated sex with Alan Thicke's son on some VMA show. Not...

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Chelsea Manning- Apologies to Joni(or Johnny) Mitchell

 There has been a shortage of folk singers. We need them. Yoohoo, Dylan, the times are a changing... again. Woohoo!I am here to try and fill the void. Since if you stick a fork in me, I am done, and...

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Antoinette Tuff, I love you.

In case anyone missed it-- a "creepy lone gunman," was literally disarmed by love and compassion. A screenwriter posing such a storyline, would be laughed out of the room....

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Lauren Spitzberg releases Ed Snowden's Moscow pics

Illustration of Edward Snowden, and fellow travelers,  in the Transit Zone copyrighted @Lauren Spitzberg

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Ed Snowden and Madonna do Russia

Times have changed in a lousy way.Back then, the Material girl could sass Russia.  Now , she (Or, anyone acting gay)better stay away. Wanna know what Madonna and childhave to say? Just buy their...

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Edward Snowden is not a hero

He strikes me more as a possible savior. The word "Hero" has been overused to point of effectivelessness. It pertains to cases where no sacrifices are made, when trying to survive on a personal level ,...

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CNN, Bradley Manning, and big sodas in the Transit Zone

 Yesterday, if I knew what it meant to blow a gasket, I could assure you I blew one. As it stands, I'm not going to even google "gasket." Knowing the exact meaning of gasket is as important as a rat's...

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Wiener's penis,CNN, Don Lemon-- rant alert!

Yesterday, Don Lemon, again, held court on CNN. I caught the tale end of his lecture to "Black People."  He was clearly impressed with his courage-- in addressing what he thought was an honest...

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